Please note: we are being forced to say this by Satan. You'll be glad you did. Get Scared to Death with Bridget and Mary Jo! Jack the Giant Killer Riffed short: What is Nothing? Come join us as Matt, Aaron and special guest Chad Vader riff on this 80s sci-fi classic. Riffed shorts: Christmas Toy Shop, A Visit to Santa, Christmas Rhapsody, Three Magic Words, Gaylord commercial, The Night Before Christmas, Jimmy Jet commercial, Christmas Dream, Parade of Aquatic Champs, The Dingalings Commercial, and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. .
The acting, direction, top-notch storytelling and awe-inducing special effects add up to what can only be called the most amazing achievement in the history of cinema. Why, Ren McCormack Kevin Bacon, at his Baconiest , an outspoken, rebellious lad with anger dancing issues and feathered hair that would make Sally Jessy Raphael jealous. Now ask yourself how many films made after Scared to Death feature foreigners? Now ask yourself how many films made after Scared to Death feature foreigners? If you die in your dreams, do you die in real life? But have they ever made you laugh? This commentary is also available in 2-D for those who get a headache wearing the special glasses. Emergencies - What Would You Do? You also get to feast your eyes on some of cinema's worst special effects in the form of crudely animated shadow demons. Arriving at the scene is a mysterious personage identified as the doctor's brother who formerly was a stage magician in Europe. See Kate Capshaw's mega-80s hair! Cat-Women Of The Moon Die Hard Flight To Mars Ghost Rider Horror Express Lost Boys, The Warning From Space Jan 31, 2017, 23:43 pm 1D10T Wrote: I'm uploading these right now, though it will take 48 hours or so if you can wait? Feb 04, 2017, 17:00 pm Ketonite Wrote: Hopefully this is okay since I'm also looking for a Rifftrax Presents, does anyone have 'Dreamscape' with janet varney and cole straten, i somehow missed that one. That being the case, here's Sly Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Eric Roberts in The Expendables.
For more information on our video formats, please. Non-riffed short: Clip from Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! In fact, it'd make the basis of a terrific reality series. Maybe there's something about it in Casablanca or The Star Wars Holiday Special. Val Kilmer, fresh from his declining career, dons the pointy-eared rubber man suit. Hot-headed novelist and former police detective, Ted Lonergan is the only man who can stop the monster. Sorry, I meant the greatest movie ever made. I'm talking to you in particular, Tim.
Was there ever a more seminal film than Scared to Death? A routine trip to the moon runs amok when the astronauts encounter a race of women with feline tendencies, such as teleportation and wearing leotards. That's, like, the conceit of this Sci-Fi classic? Want to change how you receive these emails? Three is the magic number—Three Musketeers, Three Blind Mice, three trained marksmen stationed at different points in Dealey Plaza. In fact, this may be the mustachiest film outside of full-blown 70s porn. Now the truth can be told! The rest of the mystery is elementary. Misunderstandings stack up, sardines are involved, and nobody knows who the baby belongs to! I'm sure a lot of other people probably need these as well since every torrent is completely dead.
Who: Daleks - Invasion Earth: 2150 A. But I sure as hell hope not. Amazingly, many of their bits make more sense than the actual story2, and occasionally manage to be funnier than the alien starfish costumes3. Have a Mary Jo Christmas and a Bridget New Year! Attempts to draw a confession that she had betrayed her dancer husband and had collaborated with the Nazis led to the use of a device employing a death mask of the dead patriot, which literally frightens her to death. The ghosts of three elderly industrialists killed in an airplane crash return to Earth to help reunite a young couple whom they initially brought together on Christmas Eve.
By kicking off with a body in a mortuary narrating the story, this classy horrormystery served as the blueprint for Sunset Boulevard over a decade later. Bridget and Mary Jo take you back in time to riff the 1979 classic Angel's Revenge. The Bridget and Mary Jo Christmas special is a full length movie! Are People All the Same? It's time to watch the end of the world, which is our fault of course, as RiffTrax Presents Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy's razor-sharp political analysis of The Day After Tomorrow - which, by my reckoning, at least for today, may also be called Friday day of the week may vary in your area; check your local calendar. The chaos ensues until the big dance number puts everything right. Copyright © 2018 RiffTrax, L. Nap Taking Woman in their attempt to decipher just what the hell Duchovny is saying. Is there life after death? It's time for Rifftrax, Rifftrax! Have you ever wondered what the inside of a computer looks like? This film has it all! Peer Pressure: Nobody Tells me What to Do! A spawn of the underworld sent to torture us? Take all the time that you need.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Future has been pushing us all around long enough. And what the heck is Dianne Wiest doing in this? Planet Outlaws is the Mirror Universe version of one of those Reader's Digest books. Ian Holm adds the weensy bit of English charm that makes the other performances go down like overdone rump roast. The Deadly Mantis showed us that the life of a palaeontologist is one of intrigue, romance, and unstoppable monsters. Oh my God, are you mugging me? Through a series of medical experiments, they put each other under to see what's out there—and what follows them back. But before you do that, settle in for the evening and enjoy Snowbeast.
If anyone wants to check my uploads, I'd be much obliged. Holmes has been depicted onscreen more times than any other fictional character, with the possible exception of the Wilhelm Scream Guy. Josh has made it his life's mission to survey, and hurl invective at the daily comic strip page, and he knows more about Mary Worth than any living soul, a thought which ought to send chills down your spine. Snowbeast answers none of these questions. His suspicions prove correct and lead him to a diabolical plot involving three identical music boxes, Samuel Johnson, and an evil but well-dressed adversary.
Our square-jawed and trapezoid-chested hero, Burt, is drawn into a world of intrigue, stock footage of wildlife, terrifying disco-dancing and advanced brain surgery in this extraordinary film that everyone claims features a relative of King Kong. And you'll never forget Bursty, the impish-but-loveable little chestbursting alien baby! You don't lose all that much blood from your gums, it's cool, I just get a little light-headed toward the end of the day. Find out in this exciting adventure film starring Helen Gahagan, Randolph Scott, and Nigel Bruce, and excitingly Production Associated by Shirley Burden! Are the pyramids proof of alien involvement in human development? Listen, this Purple Death isn't just from Outer Space either; it's dusty death as well. Are you ready for running? The Lemonade Stand: What's Fair? This is the second installment in the middle aged Teenager series. He's played by Oliver Platt. The picture was filmed in Cinecolor. Hot-headed novelist and former police detective, Ted Lonergan is the only man who can stop the monster.
Directed by the writer of Creature From the Black Lagoon, and featuring costumes and effects by a young Rick Baker, Octaman is a wonderfully awful rubber monster B-movie. Yes, in anticipation of this summer's decade-later sequel, RiffTrax Presents takes on this first X-Files movie. And this future still contains Hot Pockets. Sharknado 2: The Second One Riffed short: Parents - Who Needs Them? You enjoy the majestic historical spectacles of Akira Kurosawa, even though he clearly ripped all his best bits off westerns. You remember Ringu - that horror film you accidentally rented because you thought it was a kids' show about a penguin.