One of my customers last night was a vampire and they were draining him in the parking lot. You might be a vampire but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am. You don't even know for a fact that they arrested him? Sam, I was mixing whiskey sours for my mama when I was in first grade. God, she's pathetic, like a dog Onion rings, with mustard. Did she hear my thoughts? You ever visit Maudette at her apartment? I gotta go into town for a while. That's why we decided to make our existence known.
Just let me have just one beer tonight, Jesus. Why would I be mad at you? God, she's pathetic, like a dog Onion rings, with mustard. You weren't there last night? Yeah, I know, I know. I'll let you get to bed. Although I kind of enjoyed it. I'm not implying that werewolves exist. You don't wanna be on my bad side.
Look, I'm a pretty nice guy, but I have, like, a little bit of an edge to me. Well, at least we wouldn't be out in the fucking open like this. Y'all are already acting like Jason's been convicted of killing Maudette and we don't even know what they were talking to him about. Just paste the urls you'll find below and we'll download file for you! I heard they can do that just by looking at you. I understand Just shut up, both of you, and stop bossing me around! Now, see, that just proves how low-rent you really are.
We posted about the of this episode back in June. I was complaining to Arlene about Jason hanging up on me when we were making a date, and that's when she told me. No, over my dead body. Most of my customers are stupid people. Why can't you take that fucking thing off? Oh, don't worry about Sam. The series centers on the adventures of Sookie Stackhouse Anna Paquin , a telepathic waitress with an otherworldly quality.
No, it's nothing to worry about. Not after what I did for you last night in the bedroom. If Mack freaks out on me again I am so through with him. Hey, what'd you do, Jason? Be here tomorrow at 6. He could never kill anybody.
Where are we gonna hide a dead vampire in our trailer? What can I get for you tonight? Well, why are you surprised now that we got ourselves a vampire? Besides, we figured you'd just I just what? We don't have human values like you. They are staring at us because I am a vampire. A lot of humans turn on those who trust them too. You are a gigantic parody of yourself, and you don't even know it. Bill, I'm sitting down here, okay? We could have a special meeting at night or he could just come talk to me and I could tape his recollections. You are a very rude young woman. Which, by the way, was disgusting.
I didn't have a relationship with her. Can I get y'all anything else? And that name is Tara. I won't listen to that. Tara, he is my boss. Maybe they think he knows something about Maudette. Do you want me to wait outside? I don't know, but I'm not gonna pee.
I hooked up with Maudette last night. What the hell is your problem, you dimwitted country? Because he's a vampire doesn't mean he's a murderer. And I have no sex life to speak of, so You can just keep it. That's what you can do. I'm not serious, you pathetic racist. You know daddy loves you.
Not a favor for me. Look, I'm sorry to break it to you, but you are not my only source for a good time. Why don't we just start out with a pitcher of Bud? I don't give a good damn how stuck-up he is. That's an unusual name, Sookie. Well, I don't charge for it, neither. It's too bad I don't have fangs, huh? Vampires often turn on those who trust them, you know? Telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse encounters a strange new supernatural world when she meets the mysterious Bill, a southern Louisiana gentleman and vampire.